Keeping Their Feet to the Fire

The word on the street, and in city hall itself, is that we've rattled a few cages over the past couple of months. We have proven without a doubt that the First Admendment is not only a right to be enjoyed by all, it is also a very powerful weapon to be used against those who thumb their nose at the law and prostitute the system that they are sworn to serve to punish those who don't agree with their dirty politics.
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Through this, we ourselves have learned that knowledge is truely power and the printed word is still an incredible force in this or any town. Anyone who doubts this need only look at the number of hits on this blog's counter or read the comments posted by those who agree or even disagree with our purpose.
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As long as stubby is in office and lefty walks free, we promise to continue our mission and keep their feet to the fire.

Case Fixing, Drug Dealers, Now Shady Accounting!

A source in the police department tells DDS that for years there has been a contingency or "flower" fund that the officers have the option to pay into. The fund exists for the purchase of flowers, mass cards, Christmas parties, etc. Many of Duquesne's finest opt to contribute at $5 per pay to the tune of $130 a year per officer.

A great idea in theory but it seems that only lefty has control of the monies. We were told that over the years, officers have asked for an accounting of the fund but have been ignored. It seems that "mister integrity" has refused to open the books to anyone who has asked only responding with a "What, you don't trust me?"

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In addition to his shady accounting, there is no committee or consensus as to how the money is spent. If lefty thinks that an officer's family deserves flowers, they get flowers.

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So, in the midst of case fixing, gambling, betrayal of his own family as well as his oath to uphold the law, we ask the question: Should this guy be trusted with what could easily be thousands of dollars without any auditing or accountability? Well duh!

Unexplained Pain Often Psychosomatic

The New England Journal of Medicine reported that many non-traumatic illnesses and pain onsets are caused by mental anxieties. Dr. Amil Hoptson of the Boston Chiropractic Clinic cited the case of an elderly police chief who was ridden with guilt after a lifetime of dishonesty and deception. "These feelings were such a burden to this man," Hoptson said, "one day he couldn't get out of his own car, his back just locked up!"

Sorry, We're Late

DDS would like to wish a happy belated father's Day to lefty & stubby. You both are a fine example to us all!

Old Habits Are Hard to Break

It seems that old habits are seemingly hard to break for one city official anyway. A few years ago a channel 11 investigation showed stubby telling everyone that he didn't know anything about the fire chief drinking on duty. Well, you know now stub. We just want to know... is the fire chief on the clock or does he punch-out for his liquid lunch at Harveys?
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Good thing he didn't park the city vehicle in front of Harveys, that would be too obvious!

No Place Like Home

Far cry from a two-story brick on a corner lot with a swimming pool.

Look on the bright side there Left, maybe they'll have a prison softball team!

Leave the Driving to Someone Else

Hey Lefty, if you're going back to Florida to visit your old friend again this summer, why not take the bus?

Another Day Closer

Only the truely arrogant believe that they are above the law. Just remember lefty, these will fit your wrists as well!