Sunday, December 14, 2008

Duquesne Announces New Hire

Soon to be former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich has been hired as a consultant for the City of Duquesne. "With his background and qualifications in corruption and illegal activity, he'll fit right in!" said mayor stubby. When asked about Blagojevich's experience in seat selling, chief lefty said "That'll really come in handy cause there's a couple of broken chairs in the police department we got to get rid of."

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