Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Turmoil in Duquesnestine

Trouble has been brewing on the West bank (of the Mon) where juveniles and adults alike have taken to the streets throwing rocks at cars, houses and people. Just when more police are needed to curb this destructive behavior, the mayor and council have seen fit to fire two police officers further limiting the safety and protection of Duquesne's taxpayers. Obviously mayor stubby hasn't had any projectiles launched through his windows but we're sure that if he does have a problem, Duquesne's finest will be there for him too, that is until his back-up arrives from Munhall.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

It could be a long wait coming from Munhall maybe he could ask Munhall Police to help lolol